you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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