im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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