: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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