Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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