She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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