He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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