That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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