I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Your penis caused this!
Randomize
