rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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