OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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