She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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