I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
accomplished twins. life is a go
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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