hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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