Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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