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Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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