Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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