I wanna bring you to show and tell
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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