Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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