At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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