We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.