I molested 6 butterflies tonight
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?