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• (817): View more from Texas

  Dude. Creed is coming in september.

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  We're no longer friends.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?

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• (315): View more from New York

  i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big

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  Welcome to my life

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?

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• (718): View more from New York

  Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home

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