does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?