is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!