Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense

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(330): View more from Ohio

and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

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(515): View more from Iowa

This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.

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(214): View more from Texas

Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.

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(407): View more from Florida

I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?

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(574): View more from Indiana

all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?

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(219): View more from Indiana

You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.

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