We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
