Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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