Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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