And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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