Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
