She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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