i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I lost the right to judge tonight
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
