Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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