Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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