There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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