You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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