let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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