Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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