Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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