You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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