Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
