well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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