We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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