operation harelip BJ is a go
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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