Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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