I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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