whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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