i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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