There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
we're so committed to being not committed
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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