Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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