Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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