i already hear my dad disowning me
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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