The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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