we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It was confusing and full of hummus
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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