He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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