Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
kristin has been a bad kristin
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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