see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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