I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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