The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
where am i from again
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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