Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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