like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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