I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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