his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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