i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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