All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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